Errors from my students
When autocorrect writes your paper:
"I was defiantly thrilled."
"This is defiantly not a waste of time."
"He was trying to grow out a go tea sort of thing." I've heard of Gogurt, but what's this go tea sort of thing, I say, rubbing my goatee?
"...Five minuets later." How long does a minuet typically last. I hope not as long as an overture.