Funny Errors

Errors from my students

When autocorrect writes your paper:

"I was defiantly thrilled."
"This is defiantly not a waste of time."


"He was trying to grow out a go tea sort of thing." I've heard of Gogurt, but what's this go tea sort of thing, I say, rubbing my goatee?

"...Five minuets later." How long does a minuet typically last. I hope not as long as an overture.